Accident la golf. Doua femei joaca golf si se distreaza de minune pana cand una dintre ele trimite mingea exact in mijlocul unui grup de barbati. Din nefericire, unul dintre ei cade secerat la pamant, zvircolindu-se de durere cu ambele maini intre picioare. Femeia fuge la el, isi cere...
"Atunci cind ai nevoie sa descui o usa, cu miinile ocupate de zece pungi mari si grele... cheia se va afla in buzunarul opus miini pe care cu greu ti-ai eliberat-o".
(Legea Degeabasuni)
"Singura data cind poarta se inchide singura e atunci cind ai lasat cheile pe dinauntru". ( Legea Futuipastelemasiidecheie...
Placebo - Special Needs
-lyrics-
Remember me when youre the one whos silver screen
Remember me when youre the one you always dreamed
Remember me when everyones noses start to bleed
Remember me, special needs
Just 19 and suckers dream I guess I thought you had the flavour
Just 19 and dream obscene with six months...
A young man is wandering and lost in a forest when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door, he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long gray beard. "I'm lost," said the young man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly,"...
Weekendul ce tocmai s-a incheiat a marcat un nou eveniment tragic in industria muzicala: 8 oameni au murit in timpul concertului lui Travis Scott de la Festivalul Astroworld din Houston.
