Ion si Vasile se plimbau prin Bucuresti. La un moment dat se apropie o coloana oficiala, incetineste si din limuzina scoate capul pe fereasta premierul si zice:- Ce mai faci Vasile?Ion, mirat, nu zice nimic. Scena se repeta putin mai tarziu cu presedintele. Ion, exasperat, intreaba:- Da’ de unde...
Coldplay - The ScientistCome up to meet ya, tell you I'm sorryYou don't know how lovely you areI had to find you, tell you I need yaAnd tell you I set you apartTell me your secrets, and nurse me your questionsOh lets go back to the startRunning in circles,...
Un evreu se afla pe patul de moarte si-i spune singurului sau fiu:- Isaac, mai am putin si mor si vreau sa stii ca cele 7 vile, 3 blocuri, 30 de taxiuri, fabrica de imbracaminte, cele 2 ferme, 8 magazine,bijuteriile, titlurile bancare, valorile, sculpturile...- Da, tata, mi le lasi?-...
Incubus - DriveSometimes I feel the fear of uncertainty stinging clearAnd I cant help but ask myself how much I'll let the fear take the wheel and steerIt's driven me before, it seems to have a vagueHaunting mass appealLately I'm beginning to find that I should be the one...
