show_1f8a0f9e3acbe3(448, 386);Depeche Mode - FreeloveIf you've been hiding from loveIf you've been hiding from loveI can understand where you're coming fromI can understand where you're coming fromIf you've suffered enoughIf you've suffered enoughI can understand what you're thinking ofI can see the pain that you're frightened ofAnd I'm only...
Bunicul vanator ii povesteste nepotului:- Sus in munti am fost atacat de o haita de 8 lupi!- Bunicule, dar anul trecut cand mi-ai povestit erau numai 4 lupi...- Anul trecut, draga, erai prea mic pentru a afla crudul adevar!-------Un suporter al Stelei se duce la fan-shopul de la stadion:-...
Ben’s Brother - Let Me OutYou sit and you stare and you wait and you wonderYou think maybe it’s me and I’m being a foolYou start to believe it’s a curse that you’re underAnd you’re just a doll for a girl who is cruelWith a pinSo let me out...
Napoleon se trezeste dimineata si iese din cort pe campul de lupta strigand cat putea de tare : " Aduceti-mi calul imediat !!!", slujitorii nimic, il priveau mirati. Napoleon : " Aduceti-mi calul imediat !!! ", slujitorii nimic, tot mirati. Scoate Napoleon sabia si o pune la gatul unui...
