A little boy went up to his father and asked : ” Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? “ His father replied : ” Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine. “
Doua melodii orgasmice.. special pt Pandutza :*Djuma Soundsystem - Les Djinns (Trentemoller Remix)siRachel Starr - Till There Was YouWhat can I do?I want you addicted to me..What in the world is a girl to do?When in this smokey place I only see youWas far away when you caught my...
Daca esti prea suparat pe viata. Daca prietenii iti fac viata un calvar... Daca te-a parasit iubita/iubitul... sau ti-a murit iguana... Daca vrei sa fi emo... iata ce trebuie sa faci :
Un roman viziteaza Vaticanul.Dupa o vreme,i se face foame si incepe sa caute un restaurant.In cautarile sale,este acostat de catre un proxenet:-Hei!Una ragazza blonda,bella!...Cum romanul nu stia italiana,incerca sa-i explice ca el cauta un restaurant ca sa manance:-Papa!papa!...Dupa un timp apare din nou proxenetul:-Hei!Una ragazza bruna,bella!...Romanul,in continuare preocupat de...
