Vine primul fiu acasa: - Tata, da-mi cinci milioane ca am lasat-o pe una gravida.Vine si al doilea fiu: - Tata, da-mi sapte milioane ca am lasat-o pe una gravida.Vine si fiica: - Tata, am ramas gravida.Tatal: - In sfarsit se mai si incaseaza!
Craig David - Officially YoursOh yeah yesLa da day, la da dayLa da da da da ohThinkin’ how the story goesYou’re helpless and I’m wishin’Put the film inside my mindBut there’s a big scene that I’m missin’As I re-read my linesI think I said this, I should’ve said thatDid...
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, “Martha, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.”And every year Martha would say, “I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.”One year Stumpy...
