Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up.Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are…Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them...
If you kiss her, you are not a gentlemanIf you don't, you are not a manIf you praise her, she thinks you are lyingIf you don't, you are good for nothingIf you agree to all her likes, you are a wimpIf you don't, you do not understandIf you visit...
cel mai tare videoclip cu animale :pFatboy slim - The jokerSome people call me the space cowboy, yeahSome call me the gangster of loveSome people walkin' around call me MauriceCause I speak of the pompitous of lovePeople talk about me, baby (People talk about me, baby)They say I'm...
De ce un barbat este cotat ca avand 800 kg dimineata, 200 kg la pranz si 50 de grame seara? Dimineata nevasta ii zice: "Boule, scoala-te!". La pranz: "Porcule, iar ai intarziat!". Iar seara: "Puisor, hai in pat".
