De ce nu calci cu masina un tigan pe bicicleta?- S-ar putea sa fie bicicleta ta...Puiul de tigan isi intreaba mama:- Mama, coacaza are picioare?- N-are fiule.- La naiba, iar am mancat o buburuza!dimineata,soldatii ies la raport. Unul era julit pe nas, asa ca ofiterul il intreaba:- Soldat, ce-ai...
Darren Hayes - UnlovableAre my lips unkissable?Are my eyes unlookable?Is my skin untouchable?Am I unlovable?Cynical, jaded, faithless, disappointed, disillusioned, usedIf I could take back all my sweat, my tears, my sex, my joy I wouldMy time, my love, my effort, passion, dedicationIn case of mistaken identity I gave these...
