Realitatea este numele pe care îl dam dezamagirilor noastre.
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Holy Poker
Un preot ortodox, un preot catolic si un rabin jucau poker. La un moment dat, in toiul jocului, cind pariurile erau cu trei zerouri, vine politia si ii prinde in flagrant. Politistul il intreaba pe preotul ortodox:
– De ce joci poker, parinte?
Preotul ortodox raspunde:
– Eu, poker!?… Fereasca Dumnezeu si Maica Domnului…
Politistul trece la preotul catolic:
– Sfintia voastra juca poker?
Preotul catolic ridica ochii spre cer, spuse in gind un Doamne, iarta-ma!” si, apoi, raspunde sec:
– Nu!
Politistul se intoarse la rabin si il intreaba si pe el:
– Rabine, marturiseste macar tu ca jucai poker!
La care rabinul ridica din umeri si raspunse:
– Cu cine?…
Haz de necaz…
Shhhhhh!!…….
Don’t tell anyone…… I’m gonna go down on you….
…And you’re gonna love it………..
……..But it’s only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it……..
….Then I’m gonna come back up again and f*ck you big time…..
Lots of love,
Petrol prices xx
Rain On Your Parade
In premiera… noul videoclip Duffy… pentru ca tot v-am obisnuit cu melodii noi in ultima vreme :P
Duffy – Rain On Your Parade
-lyrics-
I wish you well
I hope you survive
I hope you live, oh baby, so I can watch you cry.
‘Cause I know in time you’ll see what you did to me
And you’ll come running back.
I’m gonna rain on your parade
No, I won’t take it again
And I’ll keep raining, raining, raining over you.
I’m gonna rain on your parade.
No, I won’t take it again.
And I’ll keep raining, raining, raining over you.
I pity the fools who bathe in you
‘Cause I know someday now, they’ll see your colours too.
And if you see a smile, besides my face, no I’m doing good.
Since you’ve been erased.
‘Cause I know in time you’ll see what you did to me
And you’ll come running back.
I’m gonna rain on your parade.
No, I won’t take it again.
And I’ll keep raining, raining, raining over you.
I’m gonna rain on your parade.
No, I won’t take it again.
And I’ll keep raining, raining, raining over you.
I’m gonna rain on your parade.
No, I won’t take it again.
And I’ll keep raining, raining, raining over you.
I’m gonna rain on your parade.
No, I won’t take it again.
And I’ll keep raining, raining, raining over you.
I’m gonna rain on your parade.
No, I won’t take it again.
And I’ll keep raining, raining, raining over you.
Also's birthday…
La multi ani!! si lui Ruxy, another very special friend of mine… si lui Tiby, a good friend of mine… si cam atat… v-ati nimerit toti azi … scorpiilor ce sunteti :)) Ce sa va zic.. enjoy life responsably … si restu stiti si voi :P
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Deoarece oamenii fara aripi nu pot fi numiti ingeri, ii numim prieteni.