I pulled an older woman at a club last night.

She was a right sort for 45, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she asked if I’d ever had the sportsman’s double, a mother and daughter 3-some?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and and shouted upstairs:

“Mum, you still awake?”

Comentezi?