I pulled an older woman at a club last night.
She was a right sort for 45, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she asked if I’d ever had the sportsman’s double, a mother and daughter 3-some?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and and shouted upstairs:
“Mum, you still awake?”