Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her “Edward”. I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her “Twilight” book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn’t hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can’t drive, our mom drove her there. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML
Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
thanks to Ionut
ultima =)) si a doua :-O…like WTF?!?!
Madi a scris ultima data pe blog… Prin ploaie pe Calea Victoriei
dupa ce citesti asta…ceea ce credeai ca iti merge prost sunt defapt bucati rupte din Rai… :-< saracii...si ma gandeam ce "fuck my life" ai la status... yeap, i know...me little perv :"> =))
grapefruits a scris ultima data pe blog… recomandare film: Schindler’s list
=)) tare aia cu Twilight!!!
Alina a scris ultima data pe blog… Time to let go
Hah :)) Eu am realizat acum 3 saptamani ca vampirii nu exista :))
Adeline a scris ultima data pe blog… Slumdog Millionare = CACA