Guy says to his wife:
“Darling, what would you do if I said I’ve won the lottery?”
Wife replies:
“I’d take half then leave you.”
Guy says:
“Excellent! I had three numbers and won Ten Dollars. Here’s five… now
Happy New Year & fuck off!

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