A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” the interviewer asks.

“Yes, I was a Marine,” responds the applicant. “Did you see any active duty?” “I was in Vietnam for two years and I have a partial disability.”

“May I ask what happened?” “Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles.” “You’re hired.

You can start Monday at 10 a.m.” “When does everyone else start? I don’t want any preferential treatment because of my disability.”

“Everyone else starts at 7 a.m., but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first.”

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