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Bancurile zilei

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In padurea cu alune, aveau casa trei pitici. Vine pupaza si spune: – Simptomatic, idiosincrazia dilematica îsi reverbereaza atenuant ecourile absconse protoarmonice din spatele semitranscendent si disonant al obscurantismului incandescent de sorginte medievala, capsulând filonul crepuscular sincretic si aluziv metempsihotic al transmigratiei alchimice înspre circumvolutiunile interioare ale epocii istorice care tind sa formeze adevarate supape paleontologice înspre propensiunea paradigmelor de orientare paseista. … Pupaza a fost ucisa cu bestialitate de cei trei pitici.

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O romanca, la produs in Italia, este acostata noaptea de un client.
El: – Cat costa?
Ea: – 50 Euro.
O baga in masina, ii da banii si isi face treaba. A doua noapte, figura se repeta… a treia noapte la fel… In a patra noapte… fata se uita la el si il intreaba:
– Auzi ma, da tu de unde esti? ca parca te cunosc
El: – Din Romania.
Ea: – Ce coincidenta, si eu la fel! De unde din Romania?
El: – Din Ciuperceni.
Ea: – Ce coincidenta, si eu la fel!
El: – Coincidenta s-o crezi tu… Mi-a dat tactu’ 500 de euro pentru tine, dar mi-a zis sa nu ti-i dau toti odata, ca-i cheltui!!!

You think that I'm strong… you're wrong…

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Robbie Williams – Strong

My breath smells of a thousand fags
And when I’m drunk I dance like me Dad
I’ve started to dress a bit like him

Early morning when I wake up
I look like Kiss but without the make up
And that’s a good line to take it to
The bridge

And you know and you know
Cos my life’s a mess
And I’m trying to grow so before
I’m old I’ll confess
You think that I’m strong you’re wrong
You’re wrong
I’ll sing my song my song my song

My bed’s full of takeaways and fantasies
Of easy lays
The pause button’s broke on my video
And is this real cos I feel fake
Oprah Winfrey Ricki Lake
Teach me things I don’t need to know

And you know and you know
Cos my life’s a mess
And it’s starting to show so before
I’m old I’ll confess
You think that I’m strong you’re wrong
You’re wrong
I’ll sing my song my song my song

If I did it all again I’d be a nun
The rain was never cold when I was young
I’m still young we’re still young
Life’s too short to be afraid
Step inside the sun

And you know and you know
Cos my life’s a mess
And I’m trying to grow

And you know and you know
Cos my life’s a mess
And I’m trying to grow

And you know and you know
Cos my life’s a mess
And I’m trying to grow

You think that I’m strong you’re wrong
You’re wrong
I’ll sing my song my song my song

You think that I’m strong you’re wrong
You’re wrong
I’ll sing my song my song my song

Life’s too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You don’t have to take the blame

Life’s too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You don’t have to take the blame

Life’s too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the païn
You don’t have to take the blame

La multi ani…..

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… tuturor gigeilor gicutzelor, giorgianilor, giorgianelor, ghitza[te-astept diseara la portita], gica, george[dubluve tufish], georgeta, gheorghe, ghiorghitza… si alte derivate d-astea… Ahh.. si cel mai important.. La multi ani shefu… astept concediu :-“

… Chyu !! nah.. ca acum ai si tu 20 de ani :p uite.. special pt tine.. urmatoarea melodie:

Simple Plan – What if

Bancul zilei

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Noaptea,inainte de examen.In apartamentul profesorului suna telefonul pe la 3.

Cu o voce iritata acesta raspunde:
– Da!
– Dormi?
– Bineinteles ca dorm!
-…si noi invatam, tuz m***i m*-tii !…..

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Love me…

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Morandi – Love me

1.Love me,cause inside i’m slowly dyin,
Call me,don’t you know that my heart is cryin’,
And look into my eyes,you will find sadness and lonelyness,
Just look inside my soul,
i’m feelin’ so empty,empty……..

R2:anyone…….saaadness…anyone sadness
heeee yaaaaaa..feel…….

2.Love me,cause inside i’m slowly dyin’,
call me,don’t you know that my heart is cryin,
Love me,cause inside i’m slowly dyin
call me don’t you know that my heart is cryin’

R:and look into my eyes you will find sadness and lonelyness
Just look inside my soul,i’m feelin so empty…empty…

R2:anyone…..saadness….anyone saadness….
hee yaaaa…..feel
anyone….sadness….anyone sadness…..

R:and look into my eyes…
and look ïnto my eyes…
LOVE MEEEEEEEE!LOVEEEEE MEEEEE!