Mie imi place uda.. voua ??
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How do you like your pussy?
Mie imi place uda.. voua ??
Maxima zilei
Festina lente!
(Grabeste-te incet!)
Bancul zilei
A man went to see his doctor.
“You need to stop masturbating,” the doctor said.
The man asked, “Why?”
The doctor replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you!”
Here I am
Brian Adams – Here I am
Here I am – this is me
There’s no where else on earth I’d rather be
Here I am – it’s just me and you
And tonight we make our dreams come true
There’s no where else on earth I’d rather be
Here I am – it’s just me and you
And tonight we make our dreams come true
It’s a new world – it’s a new start
It’s alive with the beating of young hearts
It’s a new day – it’s a new plan
I’ve been waiting for you
Here I am
Here we are – we’ve just begun
And after all this time – our time has come
Ya here we are – still goin’ strong
Right here in the place where we belong
It’s a new world – it’s a new start
It’s alive with the beating of young hearts
It’s a new day – it’s a new plan
I’ve been waiting for you
Here I am
Here I am – this is me
There’s no where else on earth I’d rather be
Here I am – it’s just me and you
And tonight we make our dreams come true
It’s a new world – it’s a new start
It’s alive with the beating of young hearts
It’s a new day – it’s a new plan
I’ve been waiting for you
Here I am
It’s a new world – it’s a new start
It’s alive with the beating of young hearts
It’s a new day – it’s a new plan
I’ve been waiting for you
Here I am
Here I am – next to you
And suddenly the world is all brand new
Here I am – where I’m gonna stay
Now there’s nothin standin in our way
Here I am – this is me
Bancul zilei
Trei moldoveni la oras se intalnesc dupa o perioada de timp pentru a-si impartasi experientele.
M1: Ce bine era la tara,ma! Pe jos scandurile erau drepte si puteam linistit sa merg dintr-un capat in altu’al camerei. Aici la oras ametesc sa tot urmaresc sipcile alea mici de pe jos.
M2: In fiecare seara cand vin acasa trebuie sa scol din somn trei vecini pentru ca pe lift scrie:”Numai pentru patru persoane!”
M3: Eu sunt cel mai napastuit. De fiecare data cand mi se facea sete acasa ma duceam la cismea si beam dupa pofta. Acum ma duc, trag de funie si pana sa pun gura la apa se si termina si trebuie sa astept iar sa se umple galeata, iar trag de funie, dar tot asa patesc!
Maxima zilei
“Daca nu crezi ca fiecare zi e frumoasa incearca sa pierzi una”