A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife “Mother of Six” in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice, ‘Shall we go home now Mother of Six?”
His wife, finally fed up with her husband, shouts back, “Anytime you’re ready, Father of Four!”
I just want to tell you nothing
You dont want to hear
All I want is for you to say
Why dont you just take me
Where I’ve never been before
I know you want to hear me
Catch my breath
I love you ’till the end
I just want to be there
When were caught in the rain
I just want to see you laugh not cry
I just want to feel you
When the night puts on its cloak
I’m lost for words dont tell me
All I can say
I love you ’till the end
Bul? se însoar? ?i, dup? ceva timp, se întîlne?te cu vechii lui prieteni, care îl întreab?:
– B?i Bul?, cum e nevast?-ta?
– Cum s? fie, este marf?, doar c? este cam somnoroas?. De cîte ori ie?im pe strad?, cînd vede un b?rbat bine, ea mereu spune: “Mam?, ce m-a? culca cu ?sta”.
