Bancul zilei
Intr-un mic orasel din SUA avocatul acuzarii cheama primul martor, o babuta simpatica, si, vazand-o cam emotionata, incepe cu o intrebare de complezenta:
– Dna Jones, spuneti-mi daca ma cunoasteti…
– Daca te cunosc? Dar bineinteles ca te cunosc,domnule Williams, te stiu de cand erai un baietel! Dar ai fost o mare dezamagire pentru mine…Minti, manipulezi oamenii si-i vorbesti pe la spate! Si cel mai rau este ca-ti inseli fara rusine nevasta!
Inmarmurit avocatul incearca sa schimbe discutia si ingaima:
-Doamna Jones, dar pe avocatul apararii il cunoasteti ?
-Hmmm ! Desigur ca il cunosc si pe domnul Bradley. De cand il stiu, a fost la fel: lenes, bigot si cam betiv… Nu poate avea o relatie normala cu cineva, iar competenta sa ca avocat este indoielnica! Ca sa nu mai vorbesc de faptul ca-si inseala sotia cu trei amante! Una dintre ele este chiar sotia ta! In murmurul salii, judecatorul le cere avocatilor sa se apropie:
-Ascultati, bastarzi nenorociti, daca vreunul dintre voi o intreaba pe baba daca ma cunoaste, va sparg!
my love…
If I wrote you a symphony,
Just to say how much you mean to me (what would you do?)
If I told you you were beautiful
Would you date me on the regular (tell me, would you?)
Well, baby I’ve been around the world
But I ain’t seen myself another girl (like you)
This ring here represents my heart
But there’s just one thing I need from you (say “I do”)
[Chorus]
Yeah, because
I can see us holding hands
Walking on the beach, our toes in the sand
I can see us on the countryside
Sitting on the grass, laying side by side
You could be my baby, let me make you my lady
Girl, you amaze me
Ain’t gotta do nothing crazy
See, all I want you to do is be my love
(So don’t give away) My love
(So don’t give away) My love
(So don’t give away) Ain’t another woman that can take your spot, my love
(So don’t give away) My love
(So don’t give away) My love
(So don’t give away) Ain’t another woman that can take your spot, my love
Ooooh, girl
My love
My love
Now, if I wrote you a love note
And made you smile with every word I wrote (what would you do?)
Would that make you want to change your scene
And wanna be the one on my team (tell me, would you?)
See, what’s the point of waiting anymore?
Cause girl I’ve never been more sure (that baby, it’s you)
This ring here represents my heart
And everything that you’ve been waiting for (just say “I do”)
[Chorus]
Yeah, because
I can see us holding hands
Walking on the beach, our toes in the sand
I can see us on the countryside
Sitting on the grass, laying side by side
You could be my baby, let me make you my lady
Girl, you amaze me
Ain’t gotta do nothing crazy
See, all I want you to do is be my love
(So don’t give away) My love
(So don’t give away) My love
(So don’t give away) Ain’t another woman that can take your spot, my love
(So don’t give away) My love
(So don’t give away) My love
(So don’t give away) Ain’t another woman that can take your spot, my love
Ooooh, girl
My love
My love
[T.I. talking]
alrigh, itz time to get em J.T.
i dont know what she’s hesitating for man…
[T.I.’s rap]
Shorty, cool as a fan
On the new once again
Still has fan from Peru to Japan
Listen baby, I don’t wanna ruin your plan
But if you got a man, try to lose him if you can
Cause the girls real wild throw their hands up high
When they wanna come kick it wit a stand up guy
You don’t really wanna let a chance go by
Because you ain’t been seen wit a man so fly
Friend so fly i can go fly
Private, cause I handle my B.I.
They call me candle guy, simply ’cause I am on fire
I hate to have to cancel my vacation so you can’t deny
I’m patient, but I ain’t gon try
You don’t come, I ain’t gon die
Hold up, what chu mean, you can’t go why?
Me and you boyfriend we ain’t no tie
You say you wanna kick it with an ace so high
Baby, you decide that I ain’t your guy
Ain’t gon lie ,I feel your space
But forget your face, I swear I will
St. Baths, Anguilla anywhere I chill
Just bring wit me a pair, I will
[Chorus]
I can see us holding hands
Walking on the beach, our toes in the sand
I can see us on the countryside
Sitting on the grass, laying side by side
You could be my baby, let me make you my lady
Girl, you amaze me
Ain’t gotta do nothing crazy
See, all I want you to do is be my love
(Love) My love
(Love) My love
(Love) Ain’t another woman that can take your spot, my love
(Love) My love
(Love) My love
(Love) Ain’t another woman that can take your spot, my love
Ooooh, girl
My love
Vama – Tata taie porcu'
Cea de-a patra melodie extrasa de pe albumul VAMA se numeste “Tata taie porcu’ ” si prezinta povestea unui porc care vrea si el in Uniune si care vrea sa nu mai fie taiat… ci injectat.
Doar azi puteti sa ascultati integral aceasta melodie. Daca vrei sa downloadezi tot albumul, intra pe vamamusic.ro . Maine urmeaza “Dumnezeu nu apare la stiri'”.
P.S. : Nu-mi mai cereti melodiile pentru ca n-o sa vi le dau…
Vama – Tata taie porcu’
Porcul se revolt?, nu cred c? vrea!
Tata-l fug?re?te cu un cu?it,
-Vrei s? m? omori, b?? E?ti nesim?it!
Sunt porc de Europa, sunt protejat!
Vreau s?-mi faci injec?ie, certificat!
De Cr?ciun vreau s? stau cu scroafa mea
S-aprindem ?i noi pomul saidiridida!
Vaca url? tare, c?tre cal:
-??ranu înjughie porcu, e ilegal!
Calul apeleaz? 112:
-E h?r?uial? mare de porc aici la noi!
G?ina se treze?te:
-Mama ce scandal, ce tare-n gur?-i porcu’, e bestial!!!
Las?-m? fat?-n pace s? cotcod?cesc a?a:
„G?ina e-n Uniune ?i porcu vrea cu ea!”
Eeee…eee… uuuu… Ro-pa
Eeee…eee…uuuu… Ro-pa
-Ai grija, b?i ??rane, ai grij?, fi atent!
Am mul?i prieteni porci la noi în Parlament!
Eeee…eee… uuuu… Ro-pa
Eee…eee.uuuu… Ro-pa
