Doi vanatori se duc cu elicopterul sa vaneze bizoni.
Dupa vreo 2 zile reusesc sa vaneze fiecare cate 1 bizon si cheama elicopterul sa ii ia de acolo.
Pilotul elicopterului le spune ca nu are loc pentru ei si pentru cei doi bizoni. La care unul din vanatori ii spune: “Hai domne, ca anul trecut ne-a luat pe amandoi cu bizonii”. Atunci pilotul le spune “bine, daca si predecesorul meu va luat, va pot lua si eu”. Zboara ei cateva minute dupa care elicopterul se prabuseste si cei 2 vanatori scapa cu viata. “Oare unde suntem?” intreaba unul dintre ei. “Cred ca la 2 mile de locul unde ne-am prabusit anul trecut” ii raspunde celalalt.
La vanatoare…
till the morning lïght…
Dj Andi feat Aida – Till the morning light
He has no life, he has no world, he has no place where he can go, I believe it inside he`s hard ..he`s only got me..he doesn`t care,he doesn`t dream,he doesn`t feel the way she feel ..I believe it inside he saw …he`s only got me ….
Refren
Don`t tell me why i`m fallen,waiting for you in my life,
I can stay in your arms tonight,till the morning light x2
He has no faith, he has no dreams ,he has no chance to live in this, I believe it inside he`s hard he`s only got me, he doesn`t cry,he doesn`t feel, he doesn`t want 2 keep it real,
I believe it inside he saw …he only got me ….
Refren
Don`t tell me why i`m fallen,waiting for you in my life,
I can stay in your arms tonight,till the morning lïght x2
Maxima zilei
“Placerea se poate sprijini pe iluzie, fericirea însa se bazeaza pe realitate.” (S. Chamfort)
Lawyer anatomy
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.
The first one said, ‘I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered.’
‘I think librarians are the easiest,’ said the second surgeon. ‘When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered.’
The third surgeon said, ‘I prefer to operate on electricians. All their organs are color coded.’
The fourth one said, ‘I like to operate on lawyers. They’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their head and ass are interchangeable.’