Rabinul din Haifa era un jucator de golf patimas. Peste saptamana fiind innorat, rabinul nu a putut sa joace golf.
Sambata dimineata se insenineaza, dar nici atunci nu putea juca golf, din cauza sabatului. Gandindu-se ca nu-l vede nimeni, rabinul s-a furisat totusi pe terenul de golf.
Insa tatal sau il vede din Rai si i se adreseaza Domnului:
– Fiul meu incalca sabatul.
– Asteapta, imediat il pedepsesc pentru asta!
Rabinul ridica crosa si loveste mingea, care intra in gaura de la 250 m.
– Asta numesti pedeapsa? intreba batranul evreu.
– Pai sigur! rade Dumnezeu. Ce lovitura! Si nu poate spune nimanui!
Bancul zilei
Amsterdam
Coldplay – Amsterdam
-lyrics-
Come on, my star is fading
And I swerve out of control
If i, if I’d only waited
I’d not be stuck here in this hole
Come here my star is fading
And I swerve out of control
And I swear I waited and waited
I’ve got to get out of this hole
But time is on your side
Its on your side now
Not pushing you down and all around
It’s no cause for concern
Come on, oh my star is fading
And I see no chance of release
And I know I’m dead on the surface
But I am screaming underneath
And time is on your side
Its on your side now
Not pushing you down
And all around, no
It’s no cause for concern
Stuck on the end of this ball and chain
And I’m on my way back down again
Stood on a bridge, tied to the noose
Sick to the stomach
You can say what you mean
But it won’t change a thing
I’m sick of the secrets
Stood on the edge, tied to a noose
You came along and you cut me loose
You came along and you cut me loose
You came along and you cut me loose.
Maxima zilei
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.
Oscar Wilde
Bancul zilei
Un om ce se plimba prin New York vede o fetita atacata de un pitbull. Incearca sa se lupte cu cainele, reuseste in cele din urma sa-l omoare, salvand astfel viata fetitei. Un politist ce privise scena ii spune :
– Esti un erou, maine vei citi in toate ziarele: “Un brav american a salvat viata unei fetite.”
– Dar nu sunt american. Sunt afghan !
A doua zi in ziare scria: “Un extremist islamist a ucis un caine american.”
Castigatoarea Miss Poledance Australia 2006
credits to Anca
Scoala de genii
Nu stiu cati dintre voi mai tin minte Stapanii Manelelor. Mie personal mi se pare cea mai buna realizare a celor de la Vacanta Mare, dupa spectacolele pe care le sustineau la mare.