Dupa medici este o boala, pentru ca ajungi tot timpul la pat. Dupa avocati, este o injustitie, pentru ca întotdeauna este unul deasupra, altul dedesubt. Dupa politicieni este democratie perfecta, pentru ca se bucura atât cel de deasupra, cât si cel de dedesubt. Dupa economisti este o investitie proasta, pentru ca e mai mult ceea ce intra, decât ceea ce iese. Dupa matematicieni, este ecuatia perfecta, pentru ca femeia ridica membrul la maxima putere, îl închide între paranteze, îi extrage factorul comun si-l reduce apoi la expresia minima..
Nobody's wife
I’m sorry for the times that I made you scream
for the times that I killed your dreams
for the times that I made your whole world rumble
for the times that I made you cry
for the times that I told you lies
for the times that I watched and let you stumble
It’s too bad, but that’s me
what goes around comes around, you’ll see
that I can carry the burden of pain
’cause it ain’t the first time that a man goes insane
and when I spread my wings to embrace him for life
I’m suckin’ out his love, ’cause I, I’ll never be nobody’s wife
I’m sorry for the times that I didn’t come home
left you lyin’ in that bed alone
was flyin’ high in the sky when you needed my shoulder
you’re like a stone hangin’ round my neck, see
cut it loose before it breaks my back, see
I’ve gotta say what I feel before I grow older
I’m sorry but I ain’t gonna change my ways
you know I’ve tried but I’m still the same
I’ve got to do it my own way
It’s too bad, but hey, that’s me
what goes around comes around, you’ll see
that I can carry the burden of pain
’cause it ain’t the first time that a man goes insane
and when I spread my wings to embrace him for life
I’m suckin’ out his love, I, I’ll never be nobody’s wife
It’s too bad, but hey, that’s me
what goes around comes around, you’ll see
that I can carry the burden of pain
’cause it ain’t the first time that a man goes insane
and when I spread my wings to embrace him for life
I’m suckin’ out his love, I, I’ll never be nobody’s wife
pentru Bubuuuu:D
Things to ponder (2)
When someone says “You know what they say…” Who are they?
Evreii in concediu
O familie de tineri casatoriti evrei, in concediu in Tirol intr-un hotel de 5 stele,all-inclusive. Vine ultima zi si distractia trebuie platita . La receptie: Receptioner: Buuun! Camera cu pat dublu, 6 zile, 450 euro ! Evreu’: OK! Receptioner: Sauna, 49 euro! Evreu’: Nu folosit. Receptioner: Da, dar ati fi putut sa o folositi! Receptioner:Solarium, 57 euro! Evreu’: Ce aia Solarium? Nu folosit. Receptionera, dar ati fi putut sa-l folositi! Receptioner: Terenuri de tenis si piscine 180 euro! Evreu’: Nu jucat tenis, nu facut baie. Receptioner: Da, dar ati fi putut sa faceti! La plecare: Evreu’: Bun, acum tu dai la mine 500 euro, ca mi-ai f****-o pe Rebeca . Receptioner: Ce esti nebun? – nici macar n-am atins-o! Evreu’: Da, dar ai fi putut sa o faci!..
Bicaz iu had a bad dei
A kindda sad song.. in a funny version :D
Daniel Powter – Bad day (Alvin and the Chipmunks version)
-lyrics-
Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to gray
They tell me your passion’s gone away
And I don’t need no carryin’ on
You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You’re faking a smile with the coffee you go
You tell me your life’s been way off line
You’re falling to pieces every time
And I don’t need no carryin’ on
Because you had a bad day
You’re taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don’t know
You tell me don’t lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don’t lie
You’re coming back down and you really don’t mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Will you need a blue sky holiday?
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don’t need no carryin’ on
You had a bad day
You’re taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don’t know
You tell me don’t lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don’t lie
You’re coming back down and you really don’t mind
You had a bad day
(Oooh.. a holiday..)
Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I’m not wrong
(yeah…)
So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
Cause you had a bad day
You’re taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don’t know
You tell me don’t lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You’ve seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day