Doua blonde stau de vorba: – Cu cine te-ai mai culcat in ultimul timp? – Pai, aseara, cu un culturist… – Ooo!!! Si, cum e sa faci sex cu unul plin de muschi? – Cum sa fie… Ca si cum ar cadea peste tine un sifonier mare… cu o cheie mica!
Pjanoo
O melodie relativ veche dar care inca face furori si care imi place si mie… enjoy the pjanooooo
Eric Prydz – Pjanoo
Maxima zilei
“God creates men, but they choose each other.”
Niccolo Machiavelli
La birou…
Un tip iese din birou la ora 18 ca s? plece acas?, când g?se?te o blond? tr?znet în fa?a unei ma?ini de m?run?it hârtie, având o coal? de hârtie în mân?. ‘Scuza?i-m?’, zice blonda, ‘e prima mea zi aici ?i ?eful meu mi-a spus c? acest document este foarte important. Pute?i s?-mi ar?ta?i cum se procedeaz? ca s? folosesc aceast? ma?in??’ ‘Desigur, ‘spune tipul. El apas? butonul de pornire, introduce coala de hârtie ?i ap?s? butonul de start. ‘Oh, mul?umesc!’ zice blonda în timp ce coala de hârtie dispare în interiorul ma?inii, ‘am nevoie doar de o copie.’
I'm not sure what I'm looking for anymore…
Depeche Mode – A Pain That Im Used To (Jacques Lu Cont RMX)
-lyrics-
I’m not sure what I’m looking for anymore
I just know that I’m harder to console
I don’t see who I’m trying to be instead of me
But the key is a question of control
Can you say what you’re trying to play anyway
I just pay while you’re breaking all the rules
All the signs that I find have been underlined
Devils thrive on the drive that is fueled
All this running around, well it’s getting me down
Just give me a pain that I’m used to
I don’t need to believe all the dreams you conceive
You just need to achieve something that rings true
There’s a hole in your soul like an animal
With no conscience, repentance unknown
Close your eyes, pay the price for your paradise
Devils feed on the seeds that are sown
I can’t conceal what I feel, what I know is real
No mistaking the faking, I care
With a prayer in the air I will leave it there
On a note full of hope not despair
All this running around, well it’s getting me down
Just give me a pain that I’m used to
I don’t need to believe all the dreams you conceive
You just need to achieve something that rings true
All this running around, well it’s getting me down
Just give me a pain that I’m used to
I don’t need to believe all the dreams you concieve
You just need to achieve something that rings true
Interogatoriu
Opaaa.. sunt la leapsa… fugiiiiti :)) da, m-a taguit un asasin de miezul noptii asa ca tre’ sa raspund la niste intrebari… imi mai trebuie un bec de 150W pus in ochi.. @-) @-) ca sa fie ca la interogatoriu :P
1.If your lover betrayed you, what would your reaction be?
No comment :)
2. If you have a dream you’d like to come true, what is it?
Concert Robbie Williams 8-> (daca nu in Romania, atunci oriunde in alta parte in afara de Ungaria >:) )
3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
Se stieeeee el… >:/ b-(
4. What would you do with a billion dollars $-) ?
Eh.. si cu tine.. ce intrebari sunt astea.. :)) multe as face… (m-as sui in primul avion cu destinatia China, ca sa-mi vad verii adevarati :p )
5. Will your best friend always be your best friend?
I sure hope that :-w :-w