Vine Goghi acasa si in carnetu de note are 2 la educatia fizica
Tacsu: – Goghi, cum dracu tu baiat sportiv, care si acasa faci sport si te ridici la bara ai 2 la educatia fizica?
Goghi: – Profu de educatie fizica zice, Goghi ridica un picior, eu ridic un picior, dupa aia zice Goghi ridica-l pe celalalt, si eu zic pai crezi ca po sa stau in p***, si mi-a pus 2.
Tacsu: – Bravo Goghi, bine ai facut!
A doua zi vine Goghi acasa se uita tac-su in carnetu de note are 2 la literatura.
Tacsu: – Goghi, cum ma tu baiat destept, care citesti toata ziua ai 2 la literatura.
Goghi: – Profu de literatura ne-a pus sa compunem cate o poezie, si eu am compus :
Cocosel cu gatul gol,
Bate toba prin ocol,
Bate dimineata tare,
Nu lasa copii sa doarma, fu**tul de cocos !
Tacsu: – Brava Goghi chiar ca e fu*ut cocoselu daca nu lasa copii sa doarma.
A treia zi ajunge acasa de la scoala si ii spune tatalui:
– Am luat 2 la matematica azi …..
– Ce s-a intamplat?
– Pai m-a intrebat profesorul ‘Cat fac 3 x 2?’ si eu am pus ‘6’
– Pai .. e corect.
– Stiu, dupa care m-a intrebat ‘Cat fac 2 x 3?’
– Si care p*** mea e diferenta?
Asta am spus si eu…
Vine a 4-a zi Goghi acasa si ii zice lu tacsu ca l-a dat afara de la scoala de tot.
-Pai de ce?
– Pai m-au chemat in cancelarie, intru eu acolo cand ma uit : profu de matematica, profu de educatie fizica, profu de literatura si profu de geografie.
– Pai ce p*** mea cauta profu de geografie acolo?
– Pai asta i-am intrebat si eu !
Goghi la scoala
Disko boy
Shantel – Disko Boy
-lyrics-
I go to the club on a saturday night
I order a vodka to make me
feel right
The place is packed
Dancing couples everywhere
I take a seat in the corner and stare
Suddenly I see
Youre dancing too
Your hips are shaking
I dont know what to do
I wanna talk to you
But my mouth is dry,
Oh why am I so shy
Jabidabidaai jobiejobiejoooi
I wanna be a disco boy
I wanna dance with you and i hold you tight
I wanna make you mine tonight
Im heading to the bottle have another drink
Yes i need a drink as sometimes to think
Five vodka or later i had a plan
I know i must be grayf and i feel like a man
Like a bridge
Come
and i falling to the trance
People come
closer to see my discodance
Come
closer to and keep me
in view
All im singing just for you
Jabidabidaai jobiejobiejoooi
I wanna be a disco boy
I wanna dance with you and i hold you tight
I wanna make you mine tonight
Maxima zilei
“Desire, ask, believe, receive.”
Stella Terrill Mann
Cine spala vasele ?
Adam si Eva sunt izgoniti din rai. La plecare, ei intreaba: – Doamne, cine va spala vasele? Dumnezeu le spune: – Va voi pune la o incercare. Va veti sui intr-un copac si voi da drumul la o pisica salbatica sa va chinuie. Cine va vorbi primul, acela va spala vasele toata viata. Zis si facut. Vine pisica si se urca pana la Eva, o zgaraie pe picioare, o musca, Eva, nici un cuvant. Trece pisica la Adam. Il zgaraie pe picioare, il musca, se ridica mai sus si observa intre picioare doi motocei. Pisica incepe sa se joace cu ei si la un moment dat, observa ca un soricel ce parea mort, incepe sa se miste si sa creasca. Si-a luat atunci pozitia de asalt, dar cand sa sara, Eva a urlat: – Zat !!!!!!!
Pretty little girl
Insane – Pretty little girl
-lyrics-
This is dedicated to all the girls out there
Who’s sad, alone and under pressure
I just wanted to let you know
You are not alone
It’s been a while since I said a write you this song
Can believe that I’ve been away for so long
Girl you know, that life is short
Just got to keep moving and go with the grooving
That’s no escape from things that you’ve been through
And I know, he don’t deserve you
Got to fight, to stay alive,
But I want you to know,
You’re not alone
Pretty little girl never stopped loving you (x2)
Pretty little girl never stopped
Don’t let the world bring tears to your eyes
Pretty little girl never stopped loving you (x2)
Pretty little girl never stopped
Don’t let go, my baby don’t cry
Uhhhh, uhhhhh, uhhhhhhhhh,
I will pray for you girl, don’t cry, don’t cry (x3)
Every time that I think about you baby,
Can deny that I feel I’m going crazy,
I worry through, the night for you
Cuz if you ain’t happy, then I feel the same
Can get away from things that you’ve been through,
It’s a shame, he don’t deserve you,
Got to fight, to stay alive,
But I want you to know,
You’re not alone
Pretty little girl never stopped loving you (x2)
Pretty little girl never stopped
Don’t let the world bring tears to your eyes
Pretty little girl never stopped loving you (x2)
Pretty little girl never stopped
Don’t let go, my baby don’t cry
Don’t cry, don’t cry
I wished that I could cry your tears away,
I wished that I could scare your fears away,
I wished that I could turn the world around,
Get you back home, where you belong,
I wanna bring your favorite flowers,
If you were kissed like you know that I love you
Get you to talking take you for a walking
Make you feel that you belong, yes you do.
Pretty little girl never stopped loving you (x2)
Pretty little girl never stopped
Don’t let the world bring tears to your eyes
Pretty little girl never stopped loving you (x2)
Pretty little girl never stopped
Don’t let go, my baby don’t cry
Pretty little girl, never stopped loving you (x2)
Pretty little girl never stopped
Don’t let the world bring tears to your eyes
Pretty little girl never stopped loving you (x2)
Pretty little gïrl never stopped
Don’t let go, my baby don’t cry
Preturi The Light Cinema
Sunt convins ca toti sunteti curiosi sa aflati care sunt preturile la noul cinema 3D din Capitala. Si cum nu sunt afisate pe nicaieri, m-am gandit sa fac eu lucrul asta pentru voi. Ii multumesc Ancai pentru ajutor :D
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