Se intalnesc reprezentantii fabricilor de bere Becks, Heineken, Carlsberg si Guiness. Fiecare comanda o bere. Cel de la Becks o bere Becks, cel de la Heineken o bere Heineken, cel de la Carlsberg o bere Carlsberg iar cel de la Guiness spre uimirea celorlalti cere o Coca-Cola. Cei trei intreaba nedumeriti: – Tu nu bei bere? – Pai daca voi nu beti , nu beau nici eu …
Pentru Erika
mai multe detalii la cabral.
The Butterfly Effect
Something as small as the flutter of a butterfly`s wing can ultimately cause a typhoon halfway around the World
Tu ce faci cu banii de prima ?
Elvetianul : Din banii de prima imi cumpar o barca;
Reporterul : Si cu restul?
Elvetianul : si cu restul imi renovez fatada casei.
Englezul : Din banii de prima imi cumpar o masina sport.
Reporterul : Si cu restul?
Englezul : si cu restul ma duc intr-o excursie in Africa
Romanul: Din banii de prima imi cumpar un pulover.
Reporterul : Si cu restul?
Romanul: Restul mi-l da mama.
Light on
David Cook – Light On
-lyrics-
Never really said too much
Afraid it wouldn`t be enough
Just try to keep my spirits up
When there`s no point in grieving
Doesn`t matter anyway
Words could never make me stay
Words will never take my place
When you know i`m leaving
(chorus)
Try to leave a light on when i`m gone
Something i rely on to get home
One i can feel at night
A naked light, a fire to keep me warm
Try to leave a light on when i`m gone
Even in the daylight, shine on
And when it`s late at night you can look inside
You won`t feel so alone
You know we`ve been down that road
What seems a thousand times before
My back to a closing door and my eyes to the seasons
That roll out underneath my heels
And you don`t know how bad it feels
To leave the only one that i have ever believed in
[chorus]
Sometimes it feels like we`ve run out of luck
When the signal keeps on breaking up
When the wires cross in my brain
You`ll start my heart again
When i come along
[chorus]
Reclama Altex : tiganii si calculatoarele
Varianta 2008 a celebrului ” Fiare vechi luaaaam “ :))