Un autocar cu turisti maghiari opreste pe o pajiste. Coboara ghidul si vazand un taran i se adreseaza:
– Buna ziua la tine, bace, ce face aice?
– Buna ziua, ascutasc coasa.
– Bace, eu ghid la turist moghior si turist vrea stie care este diferente intre “bai” si “catastrofa”…
– Turisti maghiari, zici? Apai, tinere draga, daca eu dau cu coasa asta intr-o piatra, acela-i “bai” dar nu-i catastorfa, dara daca autocarul vostru pica intr-o rapa adanca, aceea-i catasrtofa… dar nu-i bai…
Nu-i bai
Come undone
Ca tot e ziua mea de nume, si nu mi-a zis nimeni “la multi ani” mi-am zis sa-mi fac cadou singur melodia asta :d “La multi ani !! ” totusi lui Mihai si lui Teo (Creatza) pentru ca tot azi, e ziua lor de nastere :D
Robbie Williams – Come Undone
-lyrics-
So unimpressed, but so in awe
Such a saint, but such a whore
So self-aware, so full of shit
So indecisive, so adamant
I’m contemplating, thinkin’ about thinkin’
It’s overrated, just get another drink and
Watch me come undone
They’re selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
I pray when I’m coming down, you’ll be asleep
If I ever hurt you, your revenge will be so sweet
Because I’m scum, and I’m your son
I come undone
I come undone
So rock ‘n’ roll, so corporate suit
So damn ugly, so damn cute
So well-trained, so animal
So need your love, so fuck you all
I’m not scared of dying, I just don’t want to
If I stop lying, I’ll just disappoint you
Come undone
They’re selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
Come undone
I pray when I’m coming down, you’ll be asleep
Come undone
If I ever hurt you, your revenge will be so sweet
Because I’m scum, and I’m your son
I come undone
So write another ballad, mix it on a Wednesday
Sell it on a Thursday buy a yacht on Saturday
It’s a love song, a love song
Do another interview, sing a bunch of lies
Tell about celebrities that I despise
And sing love songs, we sing love songs so sincere
So sincere
Come undone
They’re selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
Come undone
I pray when I’m coming down, you’ll be asleep
Come undone
The young pretend you’re in the clouds above the sea
I come undone
I am scum
Love your son
You’ve gotta love your son
Come undone
You’ve gotta love you son
Come undone
Love your son
I am scum
I am scum
I am scum
I am scum
I am scum
I am scum
Cu elicopterul deasupra Seatle-ului
Un elicopter zbura deasupra Seattle-ului cand un deranjament electric i-a dezactivat intregul echipament de navigatie electronica si comunicare. Din cauza norilor si a cetii pilotul nu putea clarifica pozitia si directia elicopterului pentru a ajunge la aeroport, dar a zarit o cladire inalta, a zburat inspre ea, a incercuit-o si a iscalit ceva pe o foaie pe care a tinut-o in geamul elicopterului. In mesajul pilotului scria cu litere mari: “UNDE MA AFLU?”. Cei din cladirea inalta s-au grabit sa-i raspunda pilotului si au agatat si ei un mesaj in geam care spunea: “ESTI INTR-UN ELICOPTER.” Pilotul a zambit, le-a facut cu mana, si-a consultat harta, a gasit directia spre aeroport si a aterizat cu bine. Dupa aterizare, co-pilotul l-a intrebat pe pilot cum a putut sa-si dea seama unde se aflau in Seattle doar bazandu-se pe mesajul celor din cladire. Pilotul i-a raspuns:
– Mi-am dat seama ca aceea trebuia sa fie cladirea MICROSOFT-ului, deoarece similar serviciului lor de asistenta telefonica, mi-au dat un raspuns absolut corect din punct de vedere tehnic, dar complet inutil.
Maxima zilei
In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.
Thomas Jefferson
La multi ani Panch!!!
Pentru ca stiu ca la un moment dat iti placea foarte mult melodia asta, am zis sa fie asta melodia zilei de azi :p
Timo Maas – First Day
-lyrics-
I see you’ve found my underground
So help yourself to guns and ammo
Nothing here has ever seen the light of day
I leave it in my head
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
You’ll remember me, for the rest of your life
You’ll remember me, for the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
Don’t fuck it up
Don’t fuck it up
You’ll remember me, for the rest of your life
You’ll remember me, for the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
It’s the first day of the rest of your life
Ziua in care pamantul se opri
Un film interesant, care se vrea a fi un semnal de alarma la adresa omenirii, care desi e constienta ca distruge planeta, nu prea face nimic in privinta asta. Efecte speciale destul de reusite, Keanu Reeves joaca bine si in filmul asta si daca va plictisiti acasa si nu aveti ce film sa vedeti, vi-l recomand p-asta :p Eu l-am vazut aseara la CityPlex, cu inca 3 prieteni si am dat 5 lei pe bilet, ca asa e promotia :D