Serving the planet
O noua reclama super tare la berea Heineken.
A ruginit copilul
Doi prieteni se intalnesc pe strada. Unul il vede pe celalalt ca e cam abatut si-l intreaba:
– De ce esti asa suparat?
– Uite, mai, ce este: eu brunet, nevasta-mea bruneta, copilul roscat.
– Pai, de cate ori faceti dragoste pe saptamana?
– Niciodata.
– Pe luna?
Da din cap negativ.
– Pe an?
Iar da din cap negativ.
– Pai, vezi, mai! Asta era… Rugina!
Maxima zilei
If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.
Jimmy Buffett
I hate this part right here
Pussycat Dolls – I Hate This Part
-lyrics-
We’re driving slow
Through the snow
On fifth avenue
And right now radio’s
All that we can hear
Now we ain’t talked since we left
It’s so overdue
It’s cold outside
But between us its worse in here
The world slows down
But my heart beats fast right now
I know this is the part
Where the end starts
I can’t take it any longer
Thought that we were stronger
All we do is linger
Slipping through my fingers
I don’t want to try now
All that’s lefts goodbye to
Find a way that I can tell you
I hate this part right here
I hate this part right here
I just can’t take your tears
I hate this part right here
Everyday seven takes of the same old scene
Seems we’re bound by the laws of the same routine
Gotta talk to you now fore we go to sleep
But will we sleep once I tell you what’s hurting me
The world slows down
But my heart beats fast right now
I know (i know) this is (this is) the part where the end starts
I can’t take it any longer
Thought that we were stronger
All we do is linger
Slipping through my fingers
I don’t want to try now
All that’s lefts goodbye to
Find a way that I can tell you
I hate this part right here
I hate this part right here
I just can’t take your tears
I hate this part right here
I know you’ll ask me to hold on
And carry on like nothings wrong
But there is no more time for lies
Cause I see sunset in your eyes
I can’t take it any longer
Thought that we were stronger
All we do is linger
Slipping through our fingers
I don’t want to try now
All that’s lefts goodbye to
Find a way that I can tell you
But I gotta do it
I gotta do it
I gotta do it
I hate this part
I gotta do it
I gotta do it
I gotta do it
Oh
I hate this part right here
I hate this part right here
I just can’t take these tears
I hate this part right here