– Cum se numeşte ştiinţific curul bărbaţilor?
– Anus.
– Dar curul femeilor?
– Bonus :D
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O prostituata la ginecolog. Acesta o intreaba:
– Domnisoara, aveti pierderi mari in timpul menstruatiilor?
– Am, am …cum sa nu … vre-o doua-trei sute de euro!
(via Ionut Puiu)
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The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday.
Very nice, but I think they might have misunderstood when I said I wanna watch…