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If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was…..

Pessimist

If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

Optimist

If you love someone,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious

If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient

If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back within some time forget her.

Patient

If you love someone, Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back,
continue to wait until she comes back …

Playful

If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat ….

C++ Programmer

if(you-love( m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist

If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers

If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist

If you love someone,
Set her free,
She’ll evolve.

Statisticians

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable
anyway.

Schwarzenegger’s fans

If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE’LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person

If you love someone don’t set her free.

MBA

If you love someone set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it’s a nightmare
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn’t, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new market

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